The Hitchhiker's
Guide
To The
Glenmore
For those of you wishing to travel to
Big Moose Lake, N.Y.
and Visit us at the
Glenmore Hotel Bar & Grill...
The following travel information
has been carefully compiled
and maticulously created
in order to help you on your journey.
Since the Glenmore Hotel Bar and Grill
is essentially in the middle of
absolutely nowhere,
nestled deep in the tranquil beauty
of the Adirondack Mountains.
The following travel directions
are being provided to you
for your convenience.
In order to reach our establishment,
It is our desire that your journey
to our home will be a safe
and pleasurable experience.
For those of you that may be
traveling a great distance,
please make use of the following
picture series as a reference...
When approaching our local Galactic Group,
Take Universal Exit M32
to the Galactic Center of the Milky Way Galaxy.
Please note that our galaxy,
"The Milky Way",
is the second largest
of the 3 galaxies in our neighborhood
and is spiral in shape.
Note: Please make sure to take
the proper Universal Exit M32...
and not Exit M31.
This common travel error
will take you to our
neighboring galaxy
"Andromeda".
and will take you 2.9 million light years
out of your way.
Once you reach the Galactic Center
of the "Milky Way Galaxy"
turn right at the first
interstellar exchange and travel
5,421 light years to our Solar System.
Our Solar System
is comprised of 10 planets:
4 inner Terrestrials, 4 outer Jovians,
and one distant rock
named after a cartoon dog,
Our Solar Systems 10th planet
which was only recently discovered and is still
yet un-named lies at our
Solar Systems rim.
Our Planet, which is known by several names,
( Terra Firma, Earth & Gia )
is the third rock from our sun...
Upon approaching our planet, please be
cautious of Klingons around our seventh planet, Uranus.
Earth.
Our Home planet.
"Please excuse the mess...
But we live here."
North American Continent,
North Western Hemisphere.
Country: United States of America.
The Glenmore Hotel Bar and Grill
is located in the Northeastern section
of our country in the beautiful State of
New York.
Once you have reached New York,
and depending on which direction you are traveling...many travel options exist.
Directions from New York City Area:
Take I-87 North towards Albany ( 128 Miles )
I-87 North changes into I-90 west to Utica.
Take Utica exit #31
Travel North on Route 12 ( 22 Miles )
Continue North on Route 28
toward Old Forge ( 36 Miles )
Continue on Route 28 to Eagle Bay ( 10 Miles )
Once in Eagle Bay take a left onto
Big Moose Road
and travel 6 Miles into the woods.
Eventually you will come to an
intersection with many business signs...
Note that our Sign
is the big one in the middle.
Take two right hand turns
and you will find us
at the bottom of the hill.
Alternate Directions from New York City Area:
Take I-87 North towards Albany ( 128 Miles )
From Albany continue north on I-87 ( 40 Miles )
to Warrensburg, take exit #23
Travel east on Route 28 to Eagle Bay ( 75 Miles )
Once in Eagle Bay take a right onto
Big Moose Road
and travel 6 Miles into the woods to
the Glenmore Hotel Bar and Grill.
Directions from all Points East;
Syracuse, Rochester & Buffalo Area:
Take I-90 west to Utica.
Take Utica exit #31
Travel North on Route 12 ( 22 Miles )
Continue North on Route 28
toward Old Forge ( 36 Miles )
Continue on Route 28 to Eagle Bay ( 10 Miles )
Once in Eagle Bay take a left onto
Big Moose Road.
Travel 6 Miles into the woods
and we will have a cold one waiting for you.
Travel Note:
Glen-Moron Tradition:
We suggest for those of you who enjoy music
that you please bring with you a copy of the song,
"Green Grass and High Tides Forever" by the Outlaws.
When you turn the corner onto Big Moose Road in Eagle Bay...
start the song...if you drive an average speed of 30 - 40 MPH,
the song will finish playing when you pull into our parking lot.